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mortveil

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PostSubject: Share your Jokes   Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:26 pm

Ok here peepz you can share you
most funniest lamest and cheesiest joke eva
Ok ill give you all 1

Theres a Pink planet and 3 astronauts land on it
and they get captured taken to the pink King sent to dungeons
guards say In de go

(My maths teacher told me ^_^ is cheesy)
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:37 pm

Once upon a time, a midget was breathing with his ass, he sat on a stump and died.



The end.



Lame topic.
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:13 pm

Erap shows a map of the Philippines to a genie and wishes that all the islands be connected by fly-overs.

Genie: I'm not that good. Make another wish!

Erap: Okay. Make me intelligent!

Genie: Can i see the map again?
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Seated between a Japanese and German businessmen, Erap listens to the two. The German, talking in his native language, had on a headgear.

The Japanese asked the German "Kore wa des ka?...what is that?"

German: "Hiel...dezz iz nothing. It iz zee latest technology ien Germany...the headsvone! I am talking to mine headquarters in zee Berlin." The Japanese, not to be outdone, also started talking in his native language. The German asked him, "Vhat is dhat?"

The Jap says proudly, "Ano ne..kore wa is latest Japanese technology in Japan! Have mic implant in tongue...and speaker in ear. I speak to office in Tokyo...neh." ERAP, irked by the two other nationalities started to do a slow and looong fart.

"....TRRRRRRR,TRRRR..PURURUUUUUUUT!"

The two businessmen closing their noses say...."&?%$#@! What's that sound???"

Erap says proudly,"Ah that, that's nothing. I was only sending a fax to the President!"


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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:50 pm

my mom calls me thunder...
xDDDDD ... not funny Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:49 pm

my cat just died >.>
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:02 pm

qkun10 wrote:
my cat just died >.>

Sorry

Made this one up with my girlfriend,

What's Gods favorite type of cheese?

Swiss

Because it's so holy!

I'm sorry, that was a cheesy joke.



Fail, I know


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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:23 am

Silverwolf114 wrote:
qkun10 wrote:
my cat just died >.>

Sorry

Made this one up with my girlfriend,

What's Gods favorite type of cheese?

Swiss

Because it's so holy!

I'm sorry, that was a cheesy joke.



Fail, I know



I lol'd@ your joke.





[No one is to be offended by this joke. I have nothing against homo-sexuals]

What is the new official term for lesbians?


Vagitarians.
8D
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:55 am

Sete0 god u idiot saying lame topic moron why u post somet on it then


whats a astronauts favourite time???


launchtime
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:56 am

Seto0 wrote:
Once upon a time, a midget was breathing with his ass, he sat on a stump and died.



The end.



Lame topic.
u got problems xD
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:22 am

LaRoux wrote:
Seto0 wrote:
Once upon a time, a midget was breathing with his ass, he sat on a stump and died.



The end.



Lame topic.
u got problems xD




I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:55 pm

Why did the duck cross the road?
because the chicken was on vacation!
^^
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:11 pm

oh my god kevin just shut up
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:13 pm

Trightor wrote:
Why did the duck cross the road?
because the chicken was on vacation!
^^


Why didn't Kevin shut up?
Because LaRoux wasn't on vacation!
%.%
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:16 pm

oh my god Seto0 just shut up
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:23 pm

oh my god kevin just shut up
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:18 pm

oh my god im getting scared
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:54 pm

LaRoux wrote:
oh my god im getting scared


oh my god, somethings gone terribly wrong

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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:25 pm

Flammmmeeee Warrrr
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PostSubject: Re: Share your Jokes   Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:32 pm

what
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