Subject: Share your Jokes Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:26 pm
Ok here peepz you can share you most funniest lamest and cheesiest joke eva Ok ill give you all 1
Theres a Pink planet and 3 astronauts land on it and they get captured taken to the pink King sent to dungeons guards say In de go
(My maths teacher told me ^_^ is cheesy)
Seto0
Posts : 499 Join date : 2010-06-14 Age : 36 Location : I don't know either.
Subject: Re: Share your Jokes Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:37 pm
Once upon a time, a midget was breathing with his ass, he sat on a stump and died.
The end.
Lame topic.
ranchi
Posts : 35 Join date : 2009-12-20 Age : 28
Subject: Re: Share your Jokes Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:13 pm
Erap shows a map of the Philippines to a genie and wishes that all the islands be connected by fly-overs.
Genie: I'm not that good. Make another wish!
Erap: Okay. Make me intelligent!
Genie: Can i see the map again? ███████████████████████████████████████████Loading...████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Seated between a Japanese and German businessmen, Erap listens to the two. The German, talking in his native language, had on a headgear.
The Japanese asked the German "Kore wa des ka?...what is that?"
German: "Hiel...dezz iz nothing. It iz zee latest technology ien Germany...the headsvone! I am talking to mine headquarters in zee Berlin." The Japanese, not to be outdone, also started talking in his native language. The German asked him, "Vhat is dhat?"
The Jap says proudly, "Ano ne..kore wa is latest Japanese technology in Japan! Have mic implant in tongue...and speaker in ear. I speak to office in Tokyo...neh." ERAP, irked by the two other nationalities started to do a slow and looong fart.
"....TRRRRRRR,TRRRR..PURURUUUUUUUT!"
The two businessmen closing their noses say...."&?%$#@! What's that sound???"
Erap says proudly,"Ah that, that's nothing. I was only sending a fax to the President!"
hamazaki
Posts : 14 Join date : 2010-07-27 Age : 32 Location : germany cologne
Subject: Re: Share your Jokes Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:50 pm
my mom calls me thunder... xDDDDD ... not funny
qkun10
Posts : 44 Join date : 2010-07-26
Subject: Re: Share your Jokes Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:49 pm
my cat just died >.>
Silverwolf114
Posts : 414 Join date : 2010-05-16
Subject: Re: Share your Jokes Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:02 pm
qkun10 wrote:
my cat just died >.>
Sorry
Made this one up with my girlfriend,
What's Gods favorite type of cheese?
Swiss
Because it's so holy!
I'm sorry, that was a cheesy joke.
Fail, I know
morgen
Posts : 13 Join date : 2010-08-01
Subject: Re: Share your Jokes Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:23 am
Silverwolf114 wrote:
qkun10 wrote:
my cat just died >.>
Sorry
Made this one up with my girlfriend,
What's Gods favorite type of cheese?
Swiss
Because it's so holy!
I'm sorry, that was a cheesy joke.
Fail, I know
I lol'd@ your joke.
[No one is to be offended by this joke. I have nothing against homo-sexuals]
