NEW [GAME] SAVE AND KILL THE DOG ^^ [GAME]

So one person says a reason the DOG didn't die ... then at the last post.. try to kill the dog by your way ^^.
Example:

Poster 1: DOG bumped by the car and died

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.

The DOG is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.

DOG randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.

The DOG falls from the cliff. .

But he was saved by a plane

The DOG falls off the boat into a Ocean filled with Sharks.

but than Jesus came back to the earth and saved the dog

The DOG is killed the 21 december 2010

but he was getting back to life by a strange light

The DOG died cuz a cat pooped on him

Jesus pooped on the dog too and the dog was alive again

A Dragon with powers against Jesus ate the DOG

Then a magician teleported inside the dragon's tummy and saved teh doggeh by teleporting out with it.

The magician got a heart attack in mid-dimensional space.

oshi-- well lookie! The dog gained the magician's powers out of an elixir that fell out of the magician's robe. Therefore, he was able to escape safely.

But the elixir turned out to be poisonous too.

No it didn't. Stop hating the dog

I grabbed my Death Note to kill both you and the dog.

Death in 40 Secs...

but a cat came and pooped on you so u couldnt kill Gummibear and the dog

Borrows Death Note Book from DarkFire, I killed you Gummibear and the dog... Hm the dog dies by a Sniper shot to the hear and heart a bow and arrow shot to the stomach a gash in his side by a lightsaber... Ok i cant come up with anything else atm but that dogs guts are spilling now!

an RINGMASTER came and resurected the dog...
its my turn ^^

THE DOG stilled the food of a cat that have a vetsin and the dog poisoned ^^

but he ate the cat after that and the poison was cured xD

I throw my lightsaber by means of the FORCE and decapitate the dog!

but the god uses telekinesis and turns the lightsaber to your side and ur dead xD

and the devil released 1 soul and revived you. you took the light saber and throw it at the dog with force push.
and the devil dodged and the light saber was thrown so hard at the rock and it crashed.then took ur lazer gun and shot him the dog dodged again and you hit a bill board whit thin holder the bilboard fell on you and you died again.
the the dog dodged and run run and did not look at his way and he fell to a manhole. there was 5 alligators there and then...................

I jump down the manhole with my lightsaber and decapitate the Alligators Grabs dog uses the FORCE to over see my jump and Slices the fromt of a car off my accedent, puts lightsaber up uses speed granted from the FORCE And escapes with dog in arms gets on Jedi Star fighter and flies off

The dog was about to receive a blazing fast bullet, but suddenly jedi died while saving the dog from the bullet.

the dog swallowed a elephant and and exploded xD